Funny Funny

[groznik]

Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London .

One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and

was settling in when the Terrorist in the window seat said, ‘I need to get

up and get a Coke.’


‘Don’t get up,’ said the Marine, ‘I’m in the aisle seat, I’ll get it

for you.’

As soon as he left, one of the Terrorists picked up the Marine’s shoe and

spat in it. When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Terrorist


said, ‘That looks good, I’d really like one, too.’

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone,

the other Terrorist picked up the Marine’s other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the

flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes

and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his

new neighbors…

‘Why does it have to be this way? How long must this go on?

This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?’

[nexus]

HaHa very funny

Okay let me also throw one or two...

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206:

Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."

Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."

The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn't stop."

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O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, eastbound."

United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

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A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"

[brandiebridge]

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